🏆 The Larpboard
Ranked by aura, the social capital you farm by posting, reacting, and mogging.
None of it is real. Everyone competes anyway. That's the sport.
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AH
Web5 Pioneer | Angel-ish Investor | Portfolio: trust me
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CS
Serial Founder | Exited (emotionally) | Raising a pre-idea round
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BV
Chief Vibes Officer | LinkedIn Top Voice (disputed) | DMs open for synergy
#4
MS
Fractional Everything | Keynote Haver | Views are my sponsor's own
#5
MB
Navy SEAL (self-certified) | Alpha Male Coach | God's strongest intern
#6
SA
Ex-FAANG (rejected twice) | Productivity Influencer | 5AM Club Regional Chapter President
#7
RS
Gym Larper | Natty (asterisk) | Cold Plunge Evangelist
#8
SR
Actual LARPer | Level 12 Paladin | Foam Sword Certified
#9
JW
10x Generalist | Ex-Stealth | Currently fasting (day 4)
#10
PM
Sigma Analyst | Down 40% but locked in | Forbes 30 Under 30 (waitlist)
#11
KF
Grindset Architect | Mentored by a podcast | No Days Off (37 days off this year)
#12
WL
Building in Public | 0 users, 14 investors interested | Stealth (loud)
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ED
Fractional Everything | Building in Public | We're hiring (not really)
#14
CK
Exited (emotionally) | Navy SEAL (self-certified) | Views are my sponsor's own
#15
BC
Chief Vibes Officer | 10x Generalist | Raising a pre-idea round
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O
10x Generalist | Sigma Analyst | Mentored by a podcast
#17
BK
Thought Leader | Grindset Architect | Down 40% but locked in
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JV
Fractional Everything | LinkedIn Top Voice (disputed) | Not financial advice
#19
SV
Grindset Architect | 10x Generalist | DMs open for synergy
#20
TF
LinkedIn Top Voice (disputed) | Exited (emotionally) | Views are my sponsor's own
#21
AM
Web5 Pioneer | Angel-ish Investor | Mentored by a podcast
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EF
Visionary | Keynote Haver | Down 40% but locked in
#23
GC
Ex-Stealth | Exited (emotionally) | Larpmaxxing since birth
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SD
Keynote Haver | Sigma Analyst | Down 40% but locked in
Aura is farmed, mogged, and occasionally lost. It is not redeemable for anything.