LarpIn Jobs
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VP of Circling Back
Enterprise Synergies Group
Hybrid (all meetings could be emails) · $400k OTE (on-target enthusiasm) · 25 rejections issued
Own the follow-up motion end-to-end. 15+ years of experience touching base required.
Posted by Chadwick Sterling III · 1mo ago
Foam Weapons Quartermaster
Larpshire Realm Events
The Five Meadows · $22/hr + mead · 7 rejections issued
The only real job on this board. Maintain boffer inventory, enforce safety briefings, respect the lore. Posted by Sir Reginald, who still does not fully understand this website.
Posted by Sir Reginald of Larpshire · 1mo ago
Thought Leader Intern
Personal Brand Inc.
LinkedIn · Unpaid, but you may say you were paid · 5 rejections issued
Ghostwrite vulnerability. Must cry on camera (tastefully). Portfolio of viral hooks required.
Posted by Chadwick Sterling III · 1mo ago
10x Engineer (must be 10 engineers)
ScaleFast AI
SF or your car · $1 salary + exposure · 2 rejections issued
Ship the entire product solo. On-call forever. Free kombucha on days we raise.
Posted by Chadwick Sterling III · 1mo ago
Chief Vibes Officer
Synergy Labs (Stealth)
Remote (must live in office) · Equity only (0.0001%) · 1 rejection issued
We're a family. A family that can fire you. Own the vibe roadmap. KPI: goosebumps per all-hands.
Posted by Chadwick Sterling III · 1mo ago