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Man adds "CEO" to profile, becomes CEO

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By Chadwick Sterling III · 1mo ago · 9,204 readers (source: the author)

In a stunning display of manifestation, a local man updated his LarpIn headline to "CEO" and reports that he is now, in every way that matters to him, a CEO. Sources close to the matter (his mom's two accounts) confirm the promotion. The company remains in stealth. The company remains unincorporated. The company remains a Notes app entry. Markets were unmoved but supportive.